Reading shampoo bottles while pooping I don't know what ammonium laureth sulfate is and really don't care, but it's in every shampoo formula, ever. And even so, I can reread anything. Best. Books. Haven’t had a good shampoo bottle read in probably a decade. Essentially, there are two methods by which 2-in-1 shampoo & conditioners can work. Reply I miss the car ride home. Pooping in diapers in my opinion is easier than wetting but you have to be able to relax enough to go. Controversial. Cancel anytime. Posted by u/sarkastri - 4,857 votes and 176 comments What did people do while pooping before cell phones were invented? Shampoo bottles, deodorant, neosporin, nail polish, tampon boxes, books and magazines. Before that, people stored magazines in the bathroom. He'd go in for an after-dinner "break", start reading a magazine, and in the process of reading, take a massive dump. 560 votes, 182 comments. Today, almost nine out of 10 people read or use their cell phone while on the toilet seat. A subreddit for sharing those miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the "What did people do before smart phones when they were pooping?" Asks the person that has never had a Gameboy. I know 89. Shampoo is basically soap for your hair and scalp. Because animals dont have I read in the bathroom from when I was young--I think my parents gave me books while potty training. ;) J/k about the porn. Open comment sort options. co/ “The shampoo bottle may not have all the answers, but it sure does have a way of getting things moving. The goal of shampoo is to remove product build-up, sweat Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games There's not sitting on your phone while playing a game, or reading the back of the shampoo bottle really nothing quite like a good crap in the woods There's not sitting on your phone while playing a game, or reading the back of the shampoo bottle to pass the The Crapstrap Is a Tree Pooping Strap That'll Help You Poo In Posted by u/ramsinphoto - 37 votes and 7 comments 337 votes, 152 comments. I’ll normally read articles or get mentally invested with something like I am now with this question, I’m shitting as I type this. 7M subscribers in the DoesAnybodyElse community. I don't use a phone while crapping. It was so ingrained that if I was in the bathroom at a friend's and there was no reading material, I'd fish a bottle of whatever out from under the sink and read that. by not being bored while pooping More posts from r/AskMen. Like one used to say, boss make a dollar I make a dime therefore I poop on company time, I Even in the 90s and early 2000s I was reading Shampoo bottles etc Gotta relive "the 80s" every once in a while when I forget to grab my phone and am already prairie dogging. Reply reply SilentMoon888 Posted by u/PlacentaOnOnionGravy - 24 votes and 87 comments Read all the shampoo/conditioner bottle labels I also like to look at people travelling in the train while pooping tbh. If you don't you are lying. Before the invention of modern toilet paper, Americans in the colonial period often used newspaper or similar printed material to wipe themselves, [1] because newsprint paper is fairly soft and absorbent. Trust me one day I’ll be reading a lotion label and next time if it’s near me I’ll reread it. With a title like that, bathroom reading as a “thing” was Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games I do read random things to keep myself occupied in boring situations. The first, less effective method is to use cationic polymers in an anionic shampoo. DAE use to read on their bathroom heater while pooping, "Må ikke tildekkes – Får ej övertäckas – Ei saa peitää – Do not cover – Ne pas couvrir The joke in the states is reading the back of a shampoo bottle while pooping. Honestity 29M subscribers in the Showerthoughts community. I need more reading material In the age of smartphones, it’s a rare but nightmarish scenario to be stranded in a bathroom, taking a dump, without any reading material nearby — not a heavily illustrated shitter book, not a gently used crossword puzzle laying in the trash, To avoid having to read on the shampoo bottles, I tend to bring reading material with me. while pooping I there's nothing else to read and find it really intresting? Desperate times call for desperate measures. No thanks. We always had books or magazines in there. People used to keep magazines and books in the bathroom for this reason. Posted by u/[Deleted Account] - 2,046 votes and 256 comments Haven't read a shampoo bottle since I got my smartphone. My friends think it's weird that I keep magazines and trivia books in the bathroom. In then eyes There was a successful series of books called Uncle John's Bathroom Reader designed to while away the time while sitting on the can. I often catch myself reading all the labels in the bathroom and comparing all the ingredients while taking a dump. Turns out it's because my shits are lightning fast. Intelligent-Celery79 DAE read the backs of soaps, shampoo bottles, etc. Sub a shampoo bottle, and yes, damn accurate. Honestly, I never realized that that was one of the changes that happened from switching to a flip phone two years ago. Or trying to play new classic gameboy game at night in the car ride home using my gameboy light and magnifier and the light from the street lights as we pass by them. We deliver hundreds of new memes daily and much more humor anywhere you go. I only found those 465 votes, 30 comments. Nothing else to do, the The only activity we could do while pooping was read the back of the shampoo bottle. I used to read the Harry Potter books while pooping haha Reply As a chemistry major, I went from reading shampoo bottles aimlessly in the shower to frantically trying to figure out the structures of all the chemicals from their names. 6. Top. ” “The best part about Posted by u/letsabrablyqi - 217 votes and 17 comments 1,323 points • 62 comments - Your daily dose of funny memes, reaction meme pictures, GIFs and videos. A quick rinse with water should be sufficient. The real question is why you need a shampoo bottle to go to the toilet. If it's a particularly captivating book You forgot to wipe. I spend like 20 minutes tops in the bathroom but more like 10 minutes while shitting average. Some pumps may be recyclable, but it’s best to check with your local recycling program. The reading is just hanging out with some quiet time where nobody will bother you Posted by u/mistah_michael - No votes and 33 comments I don’t understand people who handle their phones while pooping. 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Buy your diapers here - ABRI Form M4's - https://a. Try it free Posted by u/[Deleted Account] - 1 vote and 4 comments. First World Problems. Some of the best refillable shampoo bottles on the market include: The HairPro Refillable Shampoo Bottle, which features a wide mouth and durable construction; Giovanni Eco Chic Cosmetics' Refillable Bottle, which has an ergonomic design for easy handling; and the Contigo Autospout Ashland Water Bottle, which boasts a leak-proof lid and a grip-friendly handle. You'll have a better view of the bowl hence you can easily see the snake if there is, in comparison if your butt touches the bowl and encompasses the whole toilet bowl, you'll get Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games (A special shoutout to anyone reading this while pooping!) What exactly is on your phone and how can you get it off? Just read the back of the shampoo bottle like old times. Mom driving while I'm in the back seat trying to not make myself car sick while reading my new games manual on the way home. Sort by: Read a shampoo bottle like it’s 1992? Reply reply ChipmunkFood • I was going to post this EXACT question. We all do it. I also have porn magazines next to the toilet so yeah. I must have read the Iliad at When you have children and nowhere else to escape for some quiet time, you’ll understand. Like while standing in line at the store, I'll read those tabloid magazines or while pooping, I'll read the soap bottle on the sink. I never miss a second for whenever I could read. A roundup of the top 5 eco-friendly and beautifully minimalist shampoo bottles to make your bathroom feel like a spa. One thing hasn't changed: cats think bathroom time is the perfect moment to 52 votes, 29 comments. Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games Bathroom reading has been commonplace throughout history. A lot of factors go into how and when you have bowel movements, including three controllable ones: sitting position, I just can't stand all those gross, icky inorganic additives in my shampoo additives - they make my hair awful. (lol). The pooping is quick. I have read all of those so many times! My parent didnt have the whole magazines in the bathroom. For some people it takes a while to shit and they want something to do. You've been pooping all wrong. There was a time before smartphones, tablets and handheld gaming consoles. In my first few hours with the game, I cradled a baby that was locked in a pod, carried a dead body, drank a bunch of Monster Energy drinks and met famous film director Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games I was just reading for fun until you said National Geographic and I had a flashback to all the times I used to read that as a kid while I was on the toilet shampoo bottles, toothpaste containers, face wash etc. Find out if it has any health benefits or is just a malady! There's a peace that passes understanding when you have a page to turn, isn't there? I got through His Dark Materials while poppin a squat. Edit- Just the back of any bottle really. comments sorted by Best Top New I began bathroom reading in my teens when a book entitled Uncle John’s Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader somehow ended up next to a toilet in our home. 9M subscribers in the starterpacks community. I have over 12,000 assorted eBooks hosted by myself elsewhere and screen settings adjusted to reading. subscribers . The crapping time is a time of great concentration. ABOUT Read on for pro tips on selecting and maintaining the perfect reusable containers to give your bathroom the ultimate Their commitment to offsetting plastic waste while creating Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games New users only. Here's a photo of me on the toilet. maschine01 • I read shampoo bottles and Posted by u/clonn - 185 votes and 19 comments Do you use your phone while pooping? Why or why not? Share Add a Comment. 4. Old. Could be toothpaste or Asscream. There's only so many times you can read that shampoo label for entertainment before you know all the ingredients in the bottle. I have an odd story about reading labels. The cationic polymers are so-called because they carry a positive charge when ionised, and cling to the hair by static attraction while the anionic shampoo is washed away. Why do people use phones while pooping? reddit is much more entertaining than the label on a shampoo bottle. I guess start reading the back of shampoo bottles and other stuff in the bathroom while pooping now! 90s babies know what I mean! When my best friend from high school got married, she discovered that the magazines in his bathroom got real use. Reply reply More replies. Or just a book. Terms apply. My go to was video game magazines and guides, and occasionally my dad’s books on philosophy and astronomy. I feel like if your shampoo is causing you gastro-intestinal discomfort, a switch to gluten-free isn't going to help. Posted by u/wrongquestions - 3 votes and 37 comments Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games Posted by u/[Deleted Account] - 1 vote and 2 comments 313K subscribers in the firstworldproblems community. If it's a problem you can only have if you have money we'll feel bad for How to Recycle Shampoo Bottles: A Step-by-Step Guide. I remember that much at least. 2. There was actually a book series created for this reason: uncle John's bathroom reader Keep reading to learn more about the ingredients on the back of your shampoo bottle. Media archive for RPAN. 7% of posters are going to say they just look at their phones, but there is something so fundamental to my That said, how many of us are guilty of taking a newspaper, book, magazine or even your phone along when heading in? ‘Toilet Reading’ is an ancient trend that was started by the Romans when they allowed their subjects to read scrolls in the public bath. Seriously. The joke is that usually when you forget to bring your phone into the washroom, you do things like read the back of a shampoo bottle to stay entertained, but this Posted by u/floopykid - 50 votes and 16 comments Today, almost nine out of 10 people read or use their cell phone while on the toilet seat. I find myself reading labels for shampoo bottles and such. I find myself reading whatever is near me. 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Believe it or not, I actually saw some shampoo yesterday that advertised itself as gluten-free. He was very regular! Winona Morris - Author (@nonersays). What Shampoo is Supposed to Do Before we talk about ingredients, let’s talk about what shampoo is and isn’t supposed to do, so you have a baseline. Remove the pump: Unscrew the pump and dispose of it in the trash. Home of starterpacks! 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Since pooping (and other forms of peristalsis) is regulated by the parasympathetic nervous system, which is controlled by the limbic region of the brain, rather than the pre-frontal cortex, which is used for reading, there isn't the same type of cognitive resource conflict inherent in say watching TV while reading. Q&A. Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games Shampoo bottles were the best because the ingredients list was long and made for a rousing tale. Reply reply Death Stranding is weird. The back of the scope bottle, or a toothpaste tube, were okay, but more of a short story really. Remember reading shampoo bottles on the toilet? With Backlabel you can again! No shampoo required. 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